Yowz, kwam ff n leuke site tegen, www.uncleclive.co.uk, waarschijnlijk ben ik weer de enige die er nog niet vanaf wist mjah, lollige site met kewle pics en die MOET je toch gewoon posten. Ikke d8 laat ik iz als allereerste actie een thread maken voor kickuh pics over console wars!
Erm.. nog een Playstation Owner Despite no longer being the new kids on the gaming block and entering their second generation, the average Playstation owner's tolerance of shite software still has the power to amaze. 7 years on and they still haven't cottoned on to the the fact they are buying the same Football game every 6 months with minor statistical information changes. They still stand at TV screens in Electronics Boutique open mouthed watching FMV and longing for the day when games go back to using the 'D' buttons for directional movement. Most likely to say: A copy of FIFA2002 and latest issue of FHM please Mr. Shopkeeper.... Least likely to say: A copy of ICO and the latest issue of EDGE please Mr. Shopkeeper.... --------------- X-Box Owner If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find an X-Box user to show you how it's done. Shouting system specifications at every opportunity, this new breed of gamer wouldn't have dirtied their hands on a console had Microsoft not entered the fray muttering attractive words like "NVidia, 733hz, 64 MB DDR SDRAM", yet in their few short months as console gamers they are veritable experts in the medium, scoffing at the fools who are not clever enough to own the X-Box Most likely to say: "Have I shown you 'The Silent Cartographer' level in Halo?" "Has anyone seen my Marilyn Manson CD?" Least likely to say: This controller was designed by a fucking idiot. --------------- Nintendo Owner Owners of the console from a company which has provided the gaming world with some of its finest moments, and don't they like everyone to know about it. Decent games do not exist on other platforms, and titles once labelled as 'utter shite' suddenly become 'brilliant!' upon appearance on the GameCube, a phenomenon knows as 'The Resident Evil effect'. Whether they are nervously playing Smash Brothers determined to try and find the fun in it or waiting patiently for AAA games to appear, the Nintendo owner's inability to criticise Nintendo is quite touching. Their ability to criticise anyone who criticises Nintendo however, is not. Most likely to say: "No, Nintendo are really looking after Europe this time around.... now, where can I buy a copy of 'Freeloader' so I can play imports?" Least likely to say: "You know, I can't be arsed to collecting all these trophies" --------------- Dreamcast Owner A strange bunch divided in two camps, those who supported the DC when it first came out, and those who are the vultures picking at the dead carcass of SEGA's hardware division, enjoying the spoils of war. The diehard players scream "where were you when SEGA needed you?" to which the newcomers respond "Does anywhere sell DC games cheaper than a fiver?". These days they can be found wondering around Dixons looking confused, scratching their heads and wondering which of the remaining machines will be best supported by SEGA. Do not pity them, soon they will be one of the surrounding types. Most likely to say: "I was into PSO in the early days, before the idiots moved in" Least likely to say: "That was the worst ad campaign in the history of videogaming"
die is echt geweldig shadow.... vooral dat : Least likely to say: This controller was designed by a fucking idiot.
Die dreamcast owner heeft zich opgehangen, Whahaha Hmm, lol. ik snap nu het nintendo plaatje pas. dat poppetje is zo klein omdat het een kind is, omdat nintendo natuurlijk beetje bekend staat als kiddy
The Nintendo64 controller's left side: Remember the left hand side of the N64 controller? Go and get one now and hold it from the left. Weird eh? Its cold, feels unatural and does little more than touch the back of your hand. In fact, the only other time the left 'prong' was touched was when your Playstation friend attempted to use the controller for the first time, grabbing it and crudely jabbing at the d-pad with his thumb. A shoulder button above it? Very useful. Oddly, the N64 pad will be remembered as one of the finest controllers ever, despite the fact that 1/3 of it was never used, and served no obvious purpose. A bit like videogaming in general then. *proest het uit
Cker masterlijk Hell alleen die controller haddik al gezien -> Nog zoeen The Playstation controller's 'select', 'start' and 'analogue' buttons The word 'Analogue' above a square button and a light that glows red or green.... why? Same goes for the 'Select' button, pointless. The 'Start' button which, like the "add a feasibily possible to defeat end-of-level-baddie" button in Rare's Development studio, must be one of the most unused buttons in gaming history. As far as I can remember it has never been required. Perhaps pressing it activates the 'emotion engine' or 'full screen anti-aliasing'? --------------------------- --------------------------- Uncle Clive's money saving tip: No:33 GameBoy Advance Player Far from rewarding patient GameBoy Advance owners with a lead which would them allow them to hook their handhelds up to a TV, Nintendo have seen fit to ask gamers to shell out for a new peripheral, the GameBoy Player, which fits under their GameCubes (provided of course, they already have one). Always one to try and save his loyal readers a few quid, Uncle Clive has devised a cheaper method of achiveing basically the same thing.. Uncle Clive's GameBoy Advance games player. (pictured left). Simply place your old SNES (or purchase one for £10 from e-bay) under your GameCube and enjoy the following benefits: • Play Gameboy Advance games YEARS BEFORE THEY COME OUT FOR THE HAND-HELD. • Over 2000 games already available (in your loft or £3 each on e-bay) • Use existing SNES controller with its USEABLE 'D-Pad.' • Show a greedy entertainment giant that you aren't prepared to shell out four times for the same piece of hardware (SNES, GameBoy Advance, Gameboy Advance SP, GameBoy Player)
