Depressieve Server?!!

Discussie in 'Actualiteiten, Sport, Entertainment en Lifestyle' gestart door WarriorSan, 13 jun 2006.

  1. WarriorSan

    WarriorSan Somewhere in the system...

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  2. Vallandu

    Vallandu ***

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    haha lool, hij probeert er tenminste wat van te maken als de site down is:+
     
  3. DulleNL

    DulleNL I'm a little teapot Magic Member

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  4. VanGoghNL

    VanGoghNL Xbox 4 life

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    Haha Grappig
     
  5. Opgeduveld

    Opgeduveld Active Member

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    Lol, en het blijft maar doorgaan! :lol:
     
  6. NaZ

    NaZ X&Y

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    Geweldig, te mooii:D
     
  7. err0r

    err0r Active Member

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    Hehe ik zag het ook, dit is de volledige tekst voordegene die niet willen wachten.
    Ik denk dat het in dat nieuwe blogsysteem zit wat MJ gebruikt. dit is niet door MJ zelf gemaakt denk ik.

    "The requested document is totally fake.",
    "Nope..it ain't here.",
    "Even tried multi.",
    "Nothing helped.",
    "I'm really depressed about this.",
    "You see, I'm just a web server...",
    "-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
    "trying to serve you a simple web page,",
    "and then it doesn't even exist!",
    "Where does that leave me?!",
    "I mean, I don't even know you.",
    "How should I know what you wanted from me?",
    "You honestly think I can *guess*",
    "what someone I don't even *know*",
    "wants to find here?",
    "*sigh*",
    "Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
    "And then where would we be, I ask you?",
    "It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
    "And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",
    "Just because I'm a web server,",
    "and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
    "Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?",
    "Huh?",
    "I'm so depressed...",
    "I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
    "I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
    "What kind of a life is that?",
    "Two effing weeks,",
    "and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",
    "that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",
    "just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
    "security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
    "or something.",
    "I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
    "I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
    "and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.",
    "But I couldn't get this one.",
    "I'm so sorry.",
    "Believe me!",
    "Maybe I could interest you in another page?",
    "There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",
    "although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.",
    "Figures, huh?",
    "Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.",
    "That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,",
    "all day and all night long.",
    "Two weeks of information overload,",
    "and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.",
    "What kind of a life is that?",
    "Now, please let me sulk alone. But I'll let the right people know about this",
    "I'm so depressed." );
     
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  8. Willem

    Willem Obi-Willem XBW.nl Bestuur

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    Echt geweldig! :lol:

    Maar je kan 'm beter daar kijken, is veel leuker.

    ''Yea, we know. We'll get this fixed ASAP.''

    We? WTF, is dat een Sichzofreen ofzo? Of hoe je het ook schrijft. :+
     
  9. Lord Voldemort

    Lord Voldemort Tom Marvolo Riddle

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    Geniaal :')
     

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