“The most salacious allegation, of course, was that Russian authorities had obtained sweet, sweet
kompromat on Trump in the form of a video that showed Trump, who stayed in a hotel room in Moscow that the Obamas had previously stayed in, ‘defiling the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a ‘golden showers’ (urination) show in front of him,’”
the New Republic reported. “For the record, there is no evidence (thus far) that the pee tape actually exists.”
Far Cry’s mission never specifies which tape you’re trying to find, or for whom you’re trying to find it, but it, um. Hints. Often.
“Attention comrade, the bed has been wet,” the special agent tells his source over the radio. “I repeat: the bed has been wet.” There is also a reference to a metaphorical “yellow brick road.”
It doesn’t stop there.
“Remember, as ironic as this may sound, this is NOT a wet works mission,” the agent says. “Surveillance only, do not engage the target unless instructed.”[spoiler/]
