FF lachen!

Super Mario Sunshine conclusie:

VIOLENCE
This game, like Luigi's Mansion, offers minimal violence. Bouncing on enemies' heads or spraying them with water is about as violent as it gets. Everything is portrayed in such a cartoony manner that you don't feel that anyone is actually getting hurt.

ILLEGAL/HARMFUL MATERIAL
There is no illegal/harmful material in this game.

LANGUAGE
There is no foul language in this game.

NUDITY/SEXUAL CONTENT
There is no nudity/sexual content in this game.

OCCULT/SUPERNATURAL
None.

CONCLUSION
This game is great fun for all ages. The fact that it doesn't offer violence or language doesn't make it any less pleasurable. Full-grown adults enjoy playing this title as much as some kids do. Super Mario Sunshine receives a 98 [See Rating Definitions]for being an awesome game with some "old-fashioned" clean fun.

en dan pakken we ff een laatste stukje uit GTA:VC

NUDITY/SEXUAL CONTENT
There are many times that characters in this game will make sexual comments and/or motions. An example of improper sexual behavior, a man indicates to women what he wants sexually by the motion of his lower body. Also, as you play the game, you can pick up prostitutes for sex. When you are engaging in sex, you only see the car rocking. However, this is not the most blatant sexual material in this game. You can own a strip club and a pornographic film studio. In both, there are times that you see nude women. Several of these women, along with many others in the game, wear thongs. There are also a few a times in which you see sex occurring between two characters in the game, and even though you don't see the act directly, you hear and see enough to know what is happening. There is also one point in the game where you see some female breasts that are projected on the side of a tall building.

OCCULT/SUPERNATURAL
There is no occult/supernatural content in this game.

CONCLUSION
Grand Theft Auto Vice City is one of the most popular games out today and also one of the vilest I have ever played. Many games out today contain a great deal of violence and some language. Vice City has an above average amount of language, but what really contrasts it with other games is the blatant sexual content/nudity, which is the most I have ever seen in any game I have played. It is for all these reasons that I can't recommend this game for anyone.

Grand Theft Auto Vice City receives an 18% (F-) [See Rating Definitions] for an extreme amount of violence with blood, a multitude of profanities, and many sexual comments, actions and nudity.



Die site rocks, hoe vrolijker en hoe minder geweldadig een game, hoe minder naakt enz. enz. Hoe beter...

 

al mijn mailtje gelezen? als jullie ook nou zo'n klacht insturen over een ander onderdeel van de review?

 

Bwhahahaha, dit is echt fantastisch. Hier, over RtCW:

There are two cuss words in this entire game. One character says “Damn” in frustration and says “Good Lord” at another time when he is shocked. This character is leader of the OSA. Other than this, there is no other profanity in the game.

en over het lievste spel wat er bestaat (the sims):

Players can allow public nudity, fondling of partners’ buttocks while kissing (both of the same and opposite sex), characters burning to death, and even polygamy (a male can marry numerous females, but a female can marry only one man). Could this game be teaching sexism?

Bwhahaha, deze mensen zijn echt gek.

edit: *huilt van het lachen*

In Black and White, the strong occult/supernatural themes are sugar-coated by the fact that this game offers minimal violence, virtually no language, and no nudity/sexual content. However, it promotes the message that everyone can be a god, which rejects the truth of the one true God; this, in my eyes, is far worse than violence.

 

Tomb Raider:
When falling down or being hurt, Laura makes a plethora of sexy moans that someone listening in the next room could easily assume that sexual intercourse was taking place.

Whooohahaha!!!

 

muwhahahahaaa

Dat stukje over The Sims

Alsteblieft, geen klachten sturen.. Die gasten zijn echt cool, hun moeten zo door blijven reviewen

edit:

Stukje over Max Payne:

ILLEGAL/HARMFUL MATERIAL
One of the worst things about this game is that it uses Bullet Time to make killing people a very enjoyable and entertaining experience. The special effects are so visually appealing that after a short time you won't even care about killing people. You will just love how fun it is to move around and kill people in Bullet Time. Vandalism is also promoted because of how cool it looks to break windows, shoot TVs, etc.

Die gasten zijn geweldig, hoe krijgen ze het verzonnen

 

Die gasten zouder er eens aan moeten denken hoeveel moorden niet zijn voorkomen doordat mensen games spelen.
Ik ga ook ff een rustig mailtje sturen..

/EDIT
Moeahahaha mail is weg
Ik heb gevraagd om een antwoord, nu is het wachter begonnen..

 

Vriend van me heeft dit mailtje naar 'm gestuurd:

 

OMG een xbw member die degelijk Engels spreekt!

Koel meeltje, ik vraag me af wat hij daar op terug gaat zeggen!

Goed... Héél erg goed!

 

deze stukje over mohaa is ook goed:

OCCULT/SUPERNATURAL
If you listen very closely, on the D-Day mission, you will hear one of the soldiers praying to Jesus. This is the extent of the occult/supernatural material in the game.

wie gaat nou weer luisteren of ze zitten te bidden of niet.

 

Die van diablo 2 is wel heel vet.

 

volgens mij doen ze het er gewoon voor!

hallo dat zijn de enige criteria, beeld, geluid enz. word het niet eens op beoordeeld. of deze mensen zijn ziek of heel slim.

 

Erg grappig om te lezen, maar tegelijkertijd ook erg triest om te lezen hoe sommige mensen over games denken.

 

O M G

SOF2:
ILLEGAL/HARMFUL MATERIAL
The violence in this game is extreme. It could give kids nightmares, and it actually made my stomach queasy. However, during the installation of the game, parents can select a minimal violence set-up, which subtracts much of the blood and gore.

hehe het wordt hem te veel

SPLINTER CELL:
LANGUAGE
Over twenty times in this game characters will take the Lord's name in vain when they are surprised, agitated, etc. A few times light profanities, such as "damn," are uttered

schande!

THPS3:
In the music of the game, there are a few offensive words such as "hell" and "ass" and one of the songs had some lyrics that seemed to be semi-sexual in nature.


deze site is zooooooooooooooo droog

 

DIT is pas erg, de review van Black & White.

CONCLUSION
In Black and White, the strong occult/supernatural themes are sugar-coated by the fact that this game offers minimal violence, virtually no language, and no nudity/sexual content. However, it promotes the message that everyone can be a god, which rejects the truth of the one true God; this, in my eyes, is far worse than violence.

For its promotion of the idea that everyone can be a god with no repercussions for his actions, even for human sacrifices, Black and White gets a 30% (F-) [See Rating Definitions] .


Of die van Jedi Outcast:

Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast gets a 68% (D+) [See Rating Definitions] for much violence and for the subtle implication that the force takes the place of God.


Dit mooie zinnetje vond ik onder elke review:

The problem may not be the game – The real problem is
How are you going to communicate your values to your child?



CONCLUSION
The game is a tornado of violence and adrenal fast-paced action that absorbs the player into its fantasy world. Most well designed point-and-shoot games are capable of immersing you into their reality and Half-Life succeeds. When you are playing such a game, it is hard to acknowledge the world around you. The fantasy world makes you so powerful, it is more fun than the real world. A problem with this type of brutal and self-serving world is it’s hard to withdraw yourself from it. Half-life gets a score of 55% (F+) [See Rating Definitions] due to the excessive blood and violence.

 

Dat kan dus ècht niet.. :{

 

ROFL

die is goed

Zediker wordt gepreekt WHOEAAA

Dit hele draadje is naar mijn inzicht om je te bescheuren. Toch vin ik dat die site lekker moet doen wat ze willen.

En ronduit beledigen is imo 'een beetje dom' of zelfs discriminerend (hoewel af en toe uitermate grappig )

 

Ik had vroeger nog een link naar een duitse Christendom-voor-jeugd site. Dat was pas erg, hele zeikverhalen van de meest lelijke personen over wat goed (de bijbel) en niet goed(bijv. harry potter) was. Jammer dat ik de link niet meer weet.

 

deze had ik altijd toen ik negen of 10 was.

Clive Barker's Undying is, by far, the worst game I have ever played. I can easily say that there are no redeeming qualities in this entire game. It is a game that I am certain Satan would approve of.

Clive Barker's Undying receives a 9% (F-) [See Rating Definitions] for an extreme amount of blood and gore and for the fact that the entire game is full of nothing but occult material that contradicts practically everything that the Bible says.

 

Deze reviews zijn echt zieke shit!

 

GTA VC:

It is very disturbing that you are able to blow off a rival's heads - again with a large amount of blood shooting out his or her neck. This is sick.
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Dat zijn juist de punten die me opvallen en ik wel grappig vind dat ze er inzitten *)