De Grote Voetbaldraad [Tussenstanden,Uitslagen,Discussies] [Deel 61]

KUTJAAR

 

RIP PSG

 

Tyfus Real ook altijd

 

Erik ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"

Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United”.

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."

"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"

Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Ten Hag?”

 

Leuk hoor

 

https://www.nu.nl/voetbal/6312358/menno-geelen-komende-maanden-algemeen-directeur-van-ajax.html hopen dat ie geen aandelen heeft gekocht om het te vieren

 

RIP MBAPPE

 

Lees net ergens in een vaag artikeltje, dat Ancelotti radeloos was afgelopen week en het zijn zoon was die hem de oplossing gaf. Nog steeds tyfus Real, helemaal met je eens.

 

Klinkt legit

 

Goed artikel wel. Zeker van feesboek?

 

RIP LIEKE MARTENS

 

RIP XAVI

 

RIP TEN HAG

 

Weer beetje hersteld van dinsdag. Nu constant zenuwachtig voor zondag, zie ze het nog gerust verpesten. Hup NAC

 

Sterkte, dit moet zwaar zijn

 

DIT IS HET VOETBALTOPIC

maar eigenlijk best wel zwaar idd

 

RIP NAC